Day One: Jetlag & Reunions
I can’t remember a time when Scotland wasn’t on the top of my list; I have always wanted to go. Even when studying abroad in London, I never made it up to Edinburgh; I was too poor to afford the cross-island train ride.
But now, it’s finally happened. The long-awaited Scottish voyage.
We flew into Edinburgh (via Philadelphia) and landed around 7:00am. We took a cab to the hotel; it was pretty pricey, but worth it for us, with our bags. There are direct coaches and trams that go to the city centre, but for our hotel location (near Holyrood palace), it would have been a pain. Our cab drive circled the Edinburgh Castle on three sides, and it’s absolutely breathtaking — the pictures do not do it justice, the way it sits up atop a cliff ominously surveying the city from above.
When we arrived at the hotel, our room wasn’t ready just yet. They guided us to the gym and spa area in the basement, which featured some changing rooms. After freshening up, we stored our luggage and headed back out.
Holyrood Park is just by our hotel, and it was a nice, relatively warm day, so we headed that way first. We didn’t have our premier gear, so we held off on the big hike up to Arthur’s Seat and instead traversed the park straight through the middle, which avoided most hills but was still beautiful.
Once through the park, we walked for a while along the perimeter; at the northwest side of the park, we crossed the street and headed towards a pub, the Holyrood 9A. The bartender boasted excellent burgers, but we weren’t quite ready for a full meal and just had two half-pints to sample some of the local beers.
From there, we headed up to the city centre and walked through the Old Town (specifically the Royal Mile), which was touristy and crowded, but lovely to see the old architecture. We listened to a young bagpiper for a moment and then proceeded up the Royal mile to the Museum of Scotland, where we planned to meet our friend.
Two of our closest friends from when we lived in Boston just moved to France (perks of a dual citizenship!). We have not seen them since they moved out there, and were ecstatic when they asked about meeting us in Edinburgh! Their flight landed at 12:30pm, and they planned to meet us at the museum. It was a lovely reunion!
Suddenly hungry, tired, bodies confused and jetlag setting in, we left the museum after exploring just one floor and headed to find a pub for a snack. (Note: the Museum of Scotland is highly rated and FREE. Our plan was to come back on an inclement weather day, but, oh darn, we didn’t have any of those!)
We also popped in to St. Giles Cathedral. Don’t crumble under the pressure to donate (like I did); or, if you spent a long time in there and appreciate the experience, donate on your way out. We thought the cathedral was just fine – but certainly worth popping in if you’re walking by it on the Royal Mile. They ask for a requested donation amount — but it is not required and the cathedral is in fact free to enter.
Our friend had made an early dinner reservation for 5pm, so after our Royal Mile explorations, we headed to The World’s End, a pub at the start of the Old Town. My wife ordered the fish and chips and I got the steak and ale pie, which was delicious.
The jetlagged ladies (our French friends were only one hour off, so this just references my wife and me!) headed to bed just after dinner in the hopes of catching up on lost sleep. (And indeed, I slept for 11 hours).

Day 2: Arthur’s Seat
Day 2 brought us back to Holyrood park; this time, to climb Arthur’s Seat, the tallest peak in the park (and in and around Edinburg). A 300-million-year extinct volcano, Arthur’s Seat brags a climb up to a naked rock cliff which 360-degree breathtaking views of the city.
We chose Arthur’s Seat for day 2 because it was projected to be the warmest, sunniest day. Not that we minded a hike in less-than-perfect weather, but we wanted the clear skies to maximize our views! In retrospect, everyone else had the same idea, so it was massively crowded. The hike isn’t very long, with an elevation gain of around 250 meters; translation: there is just not a lot of space to spread out. Next time, I’ll take the road less traveled by – which is a grueling hike up a manmade rock stairway, which seemed very lightly traveled when we had walked by the day prior. Once you climb the stair, you arrive to an open grassy area with a less populated, slightly lower peak to enjoy before deciding whether the climb the crowded main peak or move on.
As we neared the top, the path narrows into stairs that struggle to accommodate two-way traffic. My friends and I watched a family with a young children climb up an incredibly steep incline on a grassy slope that few were braving; “if that child can do it, then we can!” my friend said, to which I replied, “she is much lower the ground!!” We headed up that route nonetheless, and it was worth avoiding the crowds (for the time). The views at the top were amazing, but honestly? Not worth the crowds, as the views at the lower peak were also incredible, and you didn’t have to fight for space.
On our way back down on the southern edge of the park, we continued on south around the loch and a woodsy staircase to reach Sheep Heid Inn, one of the oldest pubs in Edinburgh. We shared some snacks while enjoying half-pints; the food was good and the service very friendly.
Since we had already hiked a ways, we decided to continue the trend and stroll onward to Craigmillar Castle.

It was a long walk, starting off on a narrow sidewalk on a narrow road – not super pleasant – but when we reached the Craigmillar neighborhood, we shifted to a shaded path a bit off the road that goes directly to the castle. As happens in Scotland, the skies opened up out of nowhere and rain began to shower on us; it was coming down rather hard, and we were only moderately prepared, so we reached the castle a bit cold and damp. Fortunately, the rain stopped and skies cleared for our castle exploration.
Craigmillar Castle, although admittedly off the beaten path of Edinburgh, was super neat. It was not particularly crowded (and we entered with our Explorer’s Pass*), and super fun to explore.
It was a big day with a significant number of steps, and we earned our dinner – Indian, at Dishoom. It’s a local chain with a few locations in London and across England, I believe, but well worth it – some of the best Indian food I’ve had.
Day 3: Day Trip!

For our daytrip, we boarded the train for a few stops up to Linlithgow. Our hope was to bike along the canal path, but finding places to rent bikes were limited, and mostly outside the town center. Instead, we strolled up to Linlithgow Palace (also included in the Explorer’s Pass). Like Craigmillar, Linlithgow is castle ruins, but a good deal larger than Craigmillar. You can use an audio guide (downloaded to your phone) which is included in admission, but lord, the narrator talked SO SLOWLY we couldn’t stomach it and instead relied on the signs to learn about the castle.
On the castle grounds is a beautiful view of the loch, which you can also enjoy from the various towers you are able to climb. Stairs throughout the palace take you to various levels and sublevels, and even after all the time we spent there, I’m certain I missed something.
For the afternoon, our friends headed off to a farm to look at some highland cows (“Hairy coos!”) while my wife and I hopped the train up to Stirling Castle (ALSO included in our Explorer’s Pass! We’re all about getting our money’s worth, and then some!) Stirling Castle – not ruins like the others – was massive; some of the castle is still in use, but you’re able to walk the grounds, ramparts (my favorite part), and view some palace rooms that are staged appropriate for the time. The walk up to the castle from the train station is not for the faint of heart, but the views were worth it.
On our return from Edinburgh, we took our bartender from day for his word and returned to Holyrood 9A. It’s a cozy spot, and the burger was quite good, indeed! We also tried haggis for the first time. It was tasty, but also breaded and deep-fried; is that cheating?

Day Four: Botanical Gardens & Water of Leith
Our perfect weather couldn’t last forever, and Sunday morning was CHILLY. Leaving the hotel in the morning, we decided to start at the Edinburgh Botanical Gardens; too far to walk and too inconvenient for public transit, we treated ourselves to a cab.
Despite the cold, the botanical gardens were absolutely gorgeous. Beautifully manicured, with much already in bloom, we spent two hours there are still only captured a fraction of the area.
Following the gardens, we stopped at a pub – The Stockbridge Tap – for a pint and some Scottish eggs before heading to the Sunday Stockbridge Market. Our friends explored some of the man antique and thrift stores while my wife and I feasted on some meat pastries at the market.
From Stockbridge Market, we strolled over to the Water of Leith walkway, following the river path up to Dean Village, an adorable neighborhood nestled around the river.
For dinner, we went to the Salisbury Arms in the southern part of Edinburgh for a traditional British Sunday Roast, which was delicious — a meal I could not have afforded when I was studying abroad in college! The portions were huge, so my wife and I shared one, which was plenty. We took the long walk home around the Holyrood Park to digest, wrapping up our day with a game of Spades in the lounge.

Day Five: all alone
… well, not really. Just that our French friends had to depart Edinburgh! My wife and I took the opportunity to bop around the city to capture all that we had missed in the previous four days. We started by hiking up to Calton Hill, which (and I know I’ve said this a few times) offered beautiful views of the city. From there, we braved Edinburgh Castle, despite fearing the crowds, besides it’s covered in the Explorer’s Pass! The grounds were indeed so crowded that we didn’t stick around for long (queue to get in, then queue to see each individual part of the castle), but it was neat to see, and worthwhile only because we had “free” entry with our explorer’s pass.
From our exit from the castle, we passed through the fancy area of Grassmarket. We popped in Cloisters Bar, which featured some specials, and shared fish and chips. The food was just fine, but the beer selection was vast and unique. The bartender allowed us to try a few options before making our selections, and we enjoyed some beers we hadn’t seen before, particularly cask pours that were smooth and flavorful – yum!
After our lunchtime snack, we moved into the Meadows – a large urban park alongside University of Edinburgh. The cherry blossoms were in bloom and lined most of the park paths on either side for a striking stroll. We walked the length of the park, ending at Dagda Bar, which was fine at best – honestly, it seemed a bit run down and the bartender sat at his laptop behind the bar giving zero shits about the job or his customers.
Our casual day somehow turned into the most walking we had done over the long weekend, even our Arthur’s Seat hiking day! Granted, we pretty much walked the extent of the city, starting with the climb up Calton Hill, but when we got back to our hotel, we crashed hard after packing up our bags.
On Day 6, we take a train to Inverness, which I’ll cover in my next post!
Notes:
What they don’t tell you about Edinburgh: THE HILLS. Yes, I knew Edinburgh was hilly. I did not know that it was a 3-dimensional city, like a real-life Minas Tirith. Everywhere you go involves streets with steep inclines and alleys with a massive staircase. So. Many. Stairs. A 5 minute walk alone can be a significant workout, and will always take you longer than you expect.
Explorer’s Pass: I didn’t know this was a thing until we arrived in Scotland, but it was well worth its value. The pass gives you free entry into many historical sites of Scotland, including most castles and cathedrals in the greater Edinburgh area, most notably, Edinburgh Castle and Stirling Castle. We also used it for: Linlithgow Palace, Craigmillar Castle, Uruqhart Castle, and Elgin Cathedral.
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Edinburgh Lez-Travel rating:
Young, hip and student-heavy of a population, Edinburgh was incredibly gay-friendly!







































